NO NO NO NO NO

Song of the Day: The Smiths - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

I am not posting my horoscope today. You know why? Cuz it's wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.

It said something about how people would envy the kind of great day I was having. That was just a lie.

For starters, I made an ASS out of myself last night. A friend told me that sometimes it's okay to cry ...which is something that I do, but rarely and never in front of other people. Well, last night, the dam broke and I totally cried in front of him - ABOUT HIM no less - and I wouldn't be surprised if he never spoke to me again.

And I was pretty lit. So, you know how when you cry really hard your stomach gets all messed up? Well, my stomach got all kinds of messed up...and then I was sick.

And then I was sick 5 times this morning....and then I was an hour late for work cuz I couldn't stop puking. I apparently don't handle being emotional very well....nor being drunk.

And no one has any reason to be jealous of the kind of day I'm having.

No, not at all.

In fact, given a choice in the matter, I would go home and sleep until tomorrow.

The End.